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Smile File ... Children's Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these real chil- drens'science exam answers... O: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the pro- cesses by which water can be made safe to drink. A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists... O: How is dew formed? A: The sun shine downs on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love thisl) A: Keep it in the cow. O: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight be- tween the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow to- BLACKFOOT VALLEY DISPATCH" Lincoln, MT June 18, 2009 -- 7 Many of our readers submit jokes and stories from time to time they believe are [ humorous and deserving of being passed on. We welcome your submissions of tasteful I humor or reflections aimed at the funny bone or heart of the human spirit. wards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and natures hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. O: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. O: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so doyour bowels and you get intercon- tinental. O: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A. He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer) Q: Name a major disease as- sociated with cigarettes. A: Premature death O: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,E.I,0, and U. O: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. (9: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby UNCOLN TELEPHONE CCHI/IPANY, INC. Q:What does the word 'benign' mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (~ oenv eeecH o#JrrRUCTio# New fences make good neighbors! 362-49#2 LINCOLN TELEPHONE " The Hometocvn Cho/ce" Presents: F.A_g.T. -- F.A_g.T.ER -- F.A_C.T.ESZ -THREE DSL PLANS- (High Speed Broadband Internet) I SiLVee I OOLO I I sa-- -.9o I I Up to 384 Kbps I Up to 1M SIGN UP TODAY AT 362-4216